She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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