I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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