More tranny stories later!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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