If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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