your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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