at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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