no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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