i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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