saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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