And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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