You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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