I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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