The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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