Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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