dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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