I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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