but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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