He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its not stalking. its research.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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