I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
