brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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