what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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