this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
