its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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