Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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