But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just gargled with NyQuil
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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