I just made out with a guy for $7.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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