so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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