you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
everyone is single if you try hard enough
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
