So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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