help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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