It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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