The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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