erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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