Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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