you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
