What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Randomize
