I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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