Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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