some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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