It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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