D3 body, D1 cock
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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