No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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