I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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