Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Randomize
