It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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