That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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