She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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