The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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