Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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