My room smells like vodka and shame
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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