This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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