And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
